"double clicking your mouse"
I'm taking a huge risk writing this post, because my mum is about 5 metres away from me sitting on the deck. I'm soooooo busted if she walks in, right now. But this is a subject close to my, well, umm....
If you Google "Pregnant Masturbation" you actually don't just get porn, but do actually get "Is it safe to...?" type Q and A.
But no-one else has actually said how, ahh, difficult it is.
Not that I have much of a libido anymore; maybe if I did I would have realised a little sooner, or gradually, that, well, things are kind of out of reach. How do you get past that belly bulge exactly? Maybe just having a partner who is not on either nights or evenings would help. Or bad carpal tunnel.
The scariest thing: I thought up this post as I was sitting through our department's morning meeting. On quality indicators in Anaesthesia. On the other hand, maybe that's not so suprising after all....
If you Google "Pregnant Masturbation" you actually don't just get porn, but do actually get "Is it safe to...?" type Q and A.
But no-one else has actually said how, ahh, difficult it is.
Not that I have much of a libido anymore; maybe if I did I would have realised a little sooner, or gradually, that, well, things are kind of out of reach. How do you get past that belly bulge exactly? Maybe just having a partner who is not on either nights or evenings would help. Or bad carpal tunnel.
The scariest thing: I thought up this post as I was sitting through our department's morning meeting. On quality indicators in Anaesthesia. On the other hand, maybe that's not so suprising after all....
2 Comments:
you need to go to one of those nice girly "adult" shops and ask them - i'll bet they've heard the question before and have just the tool/tip for you!
You'll figure it out...it sounds like you have no choice!!
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