All together now...

It's summer. I spend a lot of the time hanging around the house in a sarong and bra. Yesterday I could feel something tickling my inner thigh.

This is the monster that I plucked out. As you can see, uncurled it is about 14.5 cm long (nearly 6 inches).

"Oestrogen has a trophic effect on skin, nails and hair growth". That's right, not just the hair on your head, either.

All together now:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!