Professionalism = 0

At work on Wednesday we had reached a fairly boring part of an operation and things were going smoothly. I had noted that the sharps bin lid had come adrift and was hanging open. It looked uncommonly like a monster with a big gaping maw. With a roll of tape and my trusty permanent marker I made some eyes and was in the process of embellishing the edges of the bin with some pointy teeth when my boss came back into the room waving a piece of paper. "Hey Jen, did you know I was meant to be assessing you today?"

Hmmm, I can see it now: failed FANZCA for decorating work environment with monsters.