HELLO! (*hello ello ello ello*) cAN ANYONE HEAR ME?

oh boy but it's quiet here. I haven't blogged for over two years.

I have stuff to say, but I'm not going to say it on facebook.

It's coming. I know, two years between posts, it's going to take awhile.

No, really. Stuff to say. (I can hear you panting in anticipation). Please breathe. It is over-rated, but generally good for you. And that is my professional opinion. Yes, you may quote me on that.