hysteria really does come from the womb

What Will We Do With a Grumpy Baby?

(To the tune of What Will We Do With a Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:

What will we do with a grumpy baby
What will we do with a grumpy baby
What will we do with a grumpy baby
Er-lye in the mornin’?

Hoo-ray and up he rises
Hoo-ray and up he rises
Hoo-ray and up he rises
Earl-ie in the mornin’.

Verses:

1. Give him the boob until he’s happy
Give him the boob until he’s happy
Give him the boob until he’s happy
Ear-lye in the mornin’

2. Change his nappy- ooh it’s poo-ey
Change his nappy- ooh it’s poo-ey
Change his nappy- ooh it’s poo-ey
Earl-ie in the mornin’

3. Put him in a sling and rock him all over (you get the idea)

4. Give him to your partner, hey it’s your turn

5. Get in the shower- you can’t hear him

6. Put him in the pram and walk around some

7. Get in the car and go for a long drive

8. Sell him to the gypsies or try E-bay

9. Won-der why in the hell you did this